I’s in Canadia, stealin’ ur freech airs.
I’m in Vancouver… Until Wednesday.
I kinda love this place. Lots of culture. Beautiful people. Good company. A beautiful and clean city.
I kinda hate this place. The people are way too beautiful. (Clothing stores should have a size range beyond XX-Small and Medium. I’m not even kidding. Ever see that Chris Farley SNL skit with him saying “fat man in a little coat? Yeah, that’s how i look when i try on anything here.) Also the city appears way fashionable than Seattle. (It makes Sea-town look like a bunch of ungroomed-sweatpants wearing-uncultured bums.) In addition, people look at me like I’m crazy/a loser when I ask them where my other boyfriend (the dreadlocked hottie, Jason Momoa from Stargate Atlantis) is filming/living/hanging out/sleeping. Whatever. Like I’M the loser!
Please. Just remember which of us is living in Canadia. 
So yeah. I’ll be back in a couple of days.