I swear I’m going to write a book describing in excrutiating detail, why Seattle drivers suck so much.
This comes after another car came thisclose to sideswiping me in a intersection this afternoon. Another event inspiring my book: about a week ago, a shitty Seattle driver completely totaled my friend Christian’s brand-new limited-edition Audi after said-shitty-Seattle-driver ran a redlight and tanked into his car. A witness said that he hear her rev the engine instead of trying to break, like most drivers (who aren’t in Seattle) would do.
I can’t wait to get the hell out of this fricking town where apparently EVERYONE needs to take a boatload of Driver’s Ed refresher courses.