Proof that I have no swagger.

So the other day I was at Pike Place Market. I was picking up a bunch of different veggies and fishies for a super-luxe home cooked dinner. One of the vendors was being super friendly, and I’m pretty sure that there was a smidge of flirt thrown in there too.

Attractive Food Purveyor: ” MMM…. So, is that you who smells so good?

Me: “Uh?” *Looks around* “Probably not?”

Attractive Food Purveyor: *Appears very confused* “Um, no? I’m pretty sure that it’s you.”

Me: “Oh……. Awkward…..”

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