1. How do you suggest I deal with the pervert prank caller if he calls again?
2. What kind of eggs do you buy? White, brown, or other?
3. When was the last time you ate a s’more?
4. What are some of your favorite snack foods?
5. What snack foods did you eat as a child?
6. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
7. Have you ever been arrested, and if so, for what?
8. What do you consider to be important when deciding on which politician to vote for?
9. Who do you look like?
10. Who do you admire?
1. How do you suggest I deal with the pervert prank caller if he calls again?
Set a personalized ringtone for him, and just don’t answer when it’s him. Or if your phone has an ignore list, that might work?
2. What kind of eggs do you buy? White, brown, or other?
Usually brown. But I just go free-range organic non-GMO non-hormonal non-antibiotic eggs. You know. The eggs that come straight from the ass of a chicken that eats a normal diet, lives a happy life of hunting worms, and doesn’t get shot up with antibiotics to prevent it from contracting cooties.
3. When was the last time you ate a s’more?
When my friend Candy and I made some of the worst s’mores ever. I nearly passed out from the sugar. It was fun to make them, but neither one of us wanted to EAT them.
4. What are some of your favorite snack foods?
Steamed broccoli, actually. :p Potato chips. Cheesecake. Goldfish crackers. Cheez-its. Fruit.
5. What snack foods did you eat as a child?
See above.
6. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Depends. I usually stand around poking at it, or if I have more change I’ll put more change in and order the thing behind the thing that I ordered and never got. Usually that pushes out two things. Or I’ll look really sad and perplexed, and some guy in line behind me will buy something for me, or risk his life to beat the machine up for me.
7. Have you ever been arrested, and if so, for what?
No. But I had an incident with a cop after I was wrongly prescribed anti-depressants. The cop was sort of sympathetic, though, seeing as I was a sub-100lb 14 year old that was bawling her eyes out. Besides, I couldn’t punch my way through wet toilet paper.
8. What do you consider to be important when deciding on which politician to vote for?
Many things.
9. Who do you look like?
According to the people that stop me on the street and declare “YOU LOOK JUST LIKE JULIA ROBERTS!”, Julia Roberts. But L. thinks I look more Kate Hepburn-like. Me, I think I look exactly like me. And I like that.
10. Who do you admire?
Lots of people. You’re one of them. You’re remarkably “together” for a 21 year old… (which will be your age forevermore. Devon declared it as such.)
1. How do you suggest I deal with the pervert prank caller if he calls again?
I think if he calls up looking for phone sex again, you should phone sex him up to a point, and then just say things like “but honey, your dick is too small, this is never going to work..”
Or you could just invite him over, and I’d feed him to Fifi.
2. What kind of eggs do you buy? White, brown, or other?
I buy my wife’s preferred kind, local brown spotted ones.
3. When was the last time you ate a s’more?
Too long ago! I meant to make some when I was back east, but no luck:(
4. What are some of your favorite snack foods?
Granny smith apples and cheese, peanut butter and honey on a tortilla, peanut butter M&Ms.
5. What snack foods did you eat as a child?
Graham crackers, stuff… Old cigarette butts, goat droppings.
6. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually rock it a bit. I actually cut my hand up pretty good at a school parent teacher night, and had to run around bleeding all night.
7. Have you ever been arrested, and if so, for what?
I haven’t been arrested. I have been picked up by the cops, but never charged with anything.
8. What do you consider to be important when deciding on which politician to vote for?
A lot of different issues, and also how they strike me as people. Obviously they’re all politicians, but Gov. Dean was pretty cool. The issues I care about most would be things like abortion rights, foreign policies, state and church separation, economic policies, etc…
9. Who do you look like?
Jeez… I always wished I looked like george clooney, does that count?
10. Who do you admire?
My wife.
Lots of other people after her:)
Also: Moonbatty, I don’t think you look like Julia. I don’t like her much.
1. How do you suggest I deal with the pervert prank caller if he calls again?
A: report it to the police…especially if you have the number through callerID…I think they’re pretty effective at “persuading” said pervert to “cut the crap”…
2. What kind of eggs do you buy? White, brown, or other?
A: Any of the above.
3. When was the last time you ate a s’more?
A: About 3 months ago…we make “winter smores” in the oven by toasting the marshmallows on graham crackers, then smashing the chocolate into the melted marshmallows with the top graham cracker.
4. What are some of your favorite snack foods?
A: peanut butter mixed with honey, raisins, and chocolate chips; popcorn with LOTS of butter; chips and salsa; Cliff Bars; apples with peanut butter.
5. What snack foods did you eat as a child?
A: Cookies, animal crackers, Sky Bars, popsicles
6. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
A: I usually do the “rock and bang”…rocking it back and forth and striking it firmly on the side at the same time…if that doesn’t work and I have enough money, I usually buy another of the same things in that slot, hoping to get two at once.
7. Have you ever been arrested, and if so, for what?
A: Not yet….Killer and I are still on the lam from the Brookline police.
8. What do you consider to be important when deciding on which politician to vote for?
I think it’s important to try to at least find someone who’s willing to voice an actual plan to fix things, with a track record that says he’s done that in the past.
A: Integrity, though for the most part, if they’re on the ballot, they probably lost that long ago.
9. Who do you look like?
A: The one I get the most is James Taylor…probably about once a month on average….Home Depots, grocery stores and the Hong Kong airport are some of the places I’ve been stopped by “fans”…
10. Who do you admire?
Beyond that, it’s a very small circle of friends that stayed in touch when I was out of work. For public figures, it’s probably Jimmy Carter….a pretty sucky president but arguably the greatest ex-president the country has ever had….for using his fame to make the world a better place.
A: Wow, probably first and foremost it’s my wife for putting up with me for a longggggg time.
1. How do you suggest I deal with the pervert prank caller if he calls again?
Luckily he hasn’t called back since sunday. I’ll probably just ignore the phone number, or hang up if he uses a different one.. I wish I was way more hard core and had a good come back line or something. But i’m old and boring now.
2. What kind of eggs do you buy? White, brown, or other?
I buy the local brown eggs. I usually pick the ones that are speckled that I think other people won’t want. I like them because they have character.
3. When was the last time you ate a s’more?
On tuesday, the 4th. Sooo good.
4. What are some of your favorite snack foods?
Cheese in a can directly into my mouth, if only Devon would let me. Dried Mango, olives, honey roasted peanuts, graham crackers with peanut butter, crackers with fancy cheese, red Squishies/Slurpies.
5. What snack foods did you eat as a child?
Goldfish, those little snack packs with crackers and spreadable “cheese”, string cheese, those organic dried real fruit roll ups thingies, yogurt. Then when i was a teenager my healthy eating went downhill with bowls of Golden Grahams with vanilla ice cream and peanut butter.
6. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually look around helplessly for a while, then i try to shake the machine if my food is close to falling. If I still can’t get it to fall down, I’ll just shell out some more money for another item.
7. Have you ever been arrested, and if so, for what?
Nope. I tend to get along with cops pretty well. They’ll usually chat me up while they are jacking up my friends against a wall.
8. What do you consider to be important when deciding on which politician to vote for?
A strong jaw line.:)
Usually i look at their stance on abortion, gay rights, education funding, our deployed troops, health care, and marijuana legalization. You know. The importiant stuff.
9. Who do you look like?
When I had short hair people always said that I looked like Winona Ryder. Some people say that I have a Mae West figure.
10. Who do you admire?
Devon, my parents, my brother, Fifi, my ladies, people who stand up for whats right, regard less of how hard that might be to do.