4th Weekly Questionnaire.
I’m gonna be outta town for the next week, but Devon requested that I post a questionnaire anyways. 
(Un) – How offensive did you find the French Flag comic?
(Deux) – What’s the most amazing place that you’ve ever seen?
(Trois) – Would you rather be living somewhere else?
(Quatre) – How should Devon spend his spare time while I’m away? (And if you are Devon, what are you gonna be doing, aside from mourning my absence?)
(Cinq) – What souvenir should I bring back for Devon? …and for you?
(Six) – How much of my recent svelte gym-core body will be ruined by eating creamy French “beurre” (butter) and profiterols (ice cream balls covered in chocolate) for one straight week?
(Sept) – How are you and I similar?
(Huit) – How are you and I different?
(Neuf) – What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
(Dix) – What is the worst fashion violation that you can think of?
April 16th, 2006 at 7:10 am
I’m gonna be outta town for the next week, but Devon requested that I post a questionnaire anyways.
Devon is brilliant.
(Un) – How offensive did you find the French Flag comic?
Meh. Funny. I laugh at all jokes.
(Deux) – What’s the most amazing place that you’ve ever seen?
Top of a mini-mountain for the first time.
(Trois) – Would you rather be living somewhere else?
Country. 50 acres, surrounded by a 15′ fence.
(Quatre) – How should Devon spend his spare time while I’m away? (And if you are Devon, what are you gonna be doing, aside from mourning my absence?)
Mourn, cry, and wail. Obviously. It’s what any sane boy would do. That, or masturbate like a fiend.
(Cinq) – What souvenir should I bring back for Devon? …and for you?
Chocolate for me, and a french maid’s outfit for Devon. (For you to wear for him, obviously. Although I’d love to see the pictures if he put it on. )
(Six) – How much of my recent svelte gym-core body will be ruined by eating creamy French “beurre” (butter) and profiterols (ice cream balls covered in chocolate) for one straight week?
Eat plain unflavored yogurt with it, and you won’t gain a pound.
(Sept) – How are you and I similar?
Tall, and incredibly hot.
(Huit) – How are you and I different?
You have cute freckles, I do not. Alas.
(Neuf) – What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
…Republicans?
(Dix) – What is the worst fashion violation that you can think of?
Pointy-toed shoes. They make women look like the wicked witch.
April 16th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Note: a questionnaire is appropriate since the “nnaire” part sounds very French…like Legionnaire…Cette une bonne idee!
(Un) – How offensive did you find the French Flag comic?
A: Not at all…I loved it, as you probably surmised from my comments to it.
(Deux) – What’s the most amazing place that you’ve ever seen?
A: Hands down: Macchu Picchu…the kind of place that makes you believe in UFOs.
(Trois) – Would you rather be living somewhere else?
A: No. Love it in NH.
(Quatre) – How should Devon spend his spare time while I’m away? (And if you are Devon, what are you gonna be doing, aside from mourning my absence?)
A: Pining for Emma, practicing Halo and making cinnamon rolls the night before you come home.
(Cinq) – What souvenir should I bring back for Devon? …and for you?
A: For Devon: chocolate, herbes de Provence and a beret.
For me: photos that you post on your website.
(Six) – How much of my recent svelte gym-core body will be ruined by eating creamy French “beurre” (butter) and profiterols (ice cream balls covered in chocolate) for one straight week?
A: Agree with Moonbatty…the French yogurt will do wonders, along with an occasional vin rose.
(Sept) – How are you and I similar?
A: Tall, love to cook and compassionate.
(Huit) – How are you and I different?
A: Piercings and lack thereof.
(Neuf) – What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
A: Child sex predators. I’d volunteer to pull the switch.
(Dix) – What is the worst fashion violation that you can think of?
A: Ooh…tough one, but once again it’s a French violation either way
a. manpris
b. faux bowling shoes as legitimate footwear.
April 17th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Un) – How offensive did you find the French Flag comic?
Not at all. It was pretty funny. Then again, I spend a miserable few days in Paris, and begged my boss to send me home early, so I’m kinda bitter on France.
(Deux) – What’s the most amazing place that you’ve ever seen?
I have to say our honeymoon location was pretty amazing.
(Trois) – Would you rather be living somewhere else?
Yes probably. Large house somewhere warm enough for the iguana, but not too hot for me.
(Quatre) – How should Devon spend his spare time while I’m away? (And if you are Devon, what are you gonna be doing, aside from mourning my absence?)
Cleaning, mowing the lawn, spoiling the iguana, more cleaning, Halo!, watching movies.
(Cinq) – What souvenir should I bring back for Devon? …and for you?
I’d really really really my wife. I heard she’s in France, so if you see her, could you kidnap her and put her in a bag and bring her back for me?
(Six) – How much of my recent svelte gym-core body will be ruined by eating creamy French “beurre” (butter) and profiterols (ice cream balls covered in chocolate) for one straight week?
I don’t even want to think about it:)
(Sept) – How are you and I similar?
We’re both snuggly as all get out, and HAWT!
(Huit) – How are you and I different?
I generate heat, you suck it up.
(Neuf) – What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
Not that much. Sometimes the Lemur is just so crass though…
(Dix) – What is the worst fashion violation that you can think of?
I’m SOOOO sick of seeing people wearing flip-flops and baggy sweatpants. In the mall, in the streets, in the grocery store, in the book store, in Express, etc…
April 20th, 2006 at 11:45 am
(Un) – How offensive did you find the French Flag comic?
0% offensive
(Deux) – What’s the most amazing place that you’ve ever seen?
Umm…Sedona, AZ.
(Trois) – Would you rather be living somewhere else?
I don’t think about it too much unless I am shovelling 2 feet of snow, so perhaps somewhere where that does not happen.
(Quatre) – How should Devon spend his spare time while I’m away? (And if you are Devon, what are you gonna be doing, aside from mourning my absence?)
Doing all your chores!! muahahahaha!!!!!
(Cinq) – What souvenir should I bring back for Devon? …and for you?
Bring back a cool beret and a tight t-shirt for Devon and fun stuff for me. heehee
(Six) – How much of my recent svelte gym-core body will be ruined by eating creamy French “beurre” (butter) and profiterols (ice cream balls covered in chocolate) for one straight week?
All of it – you will have to go and get killed by that trainer guy again.
(Sept) – How are you and I similar?
We are wacky!
(Huit) – How are you and I different?
I’m not as wacky.
(Neuf) – What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
I dunno…rudeness and obnoxious people.
(Dix) – What is the worst fashion violation that you can think of?
socks and sandals!
April 21st, 2006 at 5:43 am
So, I went to the gym yesterday and you are supposed to change into your “gym sneakers” there to keep the machines clean or something. Anyways, I was wearing flip flops all day so when I was done I put them back on with my gym clothes – and then, I totally went grocery shopping in my flip flops and baggy sweat just to make Devon mad. hahahah!!
April 25th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Re: kristin’s sweatpants and flip flops fashion violation, I’m sure Devon is crying just thinking about it.
hehe. i kid, i kid.
April 26th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
(Un) – How offensive did you find the French Flag comic?
I was torn about posting it, because I really love France, but I also think that they are total wusses in many regards. So a tiny bit offensive, but true.
(Deux) – What’s the most amazing place that you’ve ever seen?
probably chichen itza in Mexico… How the hell those people made such huge stone pyramids in 100+ F. temperatures with no machinery just boggles my mind… no wonder they had human sacrifices.
(Trois) – Would you rather be living somewhere else?
I often wish i lived in new England, so I would be closer to my friends and family….. But then I’ll see them getting swamped by blizzards, and I’m happy that I live in Seattle. Some day I’d love to live in the south of France, but really I’d be happy just to live in a seattle house that we own and that doesnt have a orange kitchen.
(Quatre) – How should Devon spend his spare time while I’m away? (And if you are Devon, what are you gonna be doing, aside from mourning my absence?)
He ended up cleaning the house sparking clean for me (and in doing so took away my housewife pride), playing Halo, letting Fifi roam in our yard and eat rocks, and unfortunately, got sick.
(Cinq) – What souvenir should I bring back for Devon? …and for you?
Devon ended up receiving a french magazine called “50 rider” about tricked out racing scooters with after market exhausts, an old framed magazine ad in french for Ducati motorcycles and a green ceramic lizard sculpture to hang on the wall…. And of course wine for him… (cough) to watch me drink(cough). For myself I bought a snow globe to add to my collection and a really beautiful sundress. I didnt really see lots of inexpensive souvineer type stuff that would be easy to pack in my suitcase, so the only other stuff i bought was a super cute wooden mobile with jungle animals for my neice and an awesome French comic book about pirates with a pirate action figure and minature barrel of grog for my nephew.
Kristin and Moonbatty: I looked for a beret and chocolate for you guys, but unfortunately i think berets are only a Parisian thing, and the only decent looking gift type chocolate was in the airport when i only had 30 cents left… I do have some terrifying French bedtime stories though, if you’re interested….
(Six) – How much of my recent svelte gym-core body will be ruined by eating creamy French “beurre” (butter) and profiterols (ice cream balls covered in chocolate) for one straight week?
Although I did have a number of dinners with 5+ courses, I had some of the unflavored yogurt that MB talked about for breakfast(plus a croissant w/ butter, or 2), and I always ate yummy french salads for lunch, so I still fit into my pants.
(Sept) – How are you and I similar?
MB – we both have trouble finding jeans with long enough inseams and we like veggies.
Telgator1 – neither of us could ever deal with watching a bull fight, we can be hard headed at times and our breakfast drink of choice is a cappuchino.
Devon – we both like horrible sci-fi movies, tea and we like to spoil fifi rotten.
Kristin – we like to gossip and hangout at diners in the middle of the night.
(Huit) – How are you and I different?
MB – You’re good with computers, and I’m lucky if I can figure out how to turn one on.
Telgator1 – You can build everything from furniture to climbing structures and wooden arbors. I only use a hammer when i need to hang a picture on the wall.
Devon – You’re good at computers and cars, while I’m not. I’m good at art and making a mess and you arnt.
Kristin – You dont like alcohol, and i do. You would wear some of my clothes for a halloween costume, while I consider them everyday clothes.
(Neuf) – What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
Ignorance, racism, sexism, homophobism, cruelty, abuse… and people who cut in line, and snap their gum.
(Dix) – What is the worst fashion violation that you can think of?
Wearing sweatpants out of your house, if you’re not on your way to the gym. Also, Disney apparel on adults is a no-no. Especially if you are on vacation in a foreign country. And man-pri’s are never a good idea