So thanks to Telgator1, I’ve found a picture of the Ken Safari doll.
For those who havn’t been following this blog closely, I want to attach a Steve Irwin doll to Fifi, my iguana, for Halloween as a sort of tribute to the Crocodile Hunter. All the Steve Irwin dolls are way overpriced at about $40 and up on eBay, so we came up with the idea to use a “safari Ken” barbie doll instead….
That was until we found out what Safari Ken actually looks like….
I’m thinking its kinda Steve Irwin at a fabulously gay-disco night club.
So Safari Ken is out. I’m open to new suggestions. 
Maybe a Safari Spiderman would work?
(Why they make a Safari Spiderman and not a Safari Ken doll that isn’t wearing pastel blue is totally beyond me.)
I can’t believe that Spiderman looks more like Steve Irwin than Safari Ken does! Looks like Safari Ken is looking for Policeman Ken, Construction Worker Ken and Indian Chief Ken so he can form The Village Kens….
Yeah, its kinda shocking that a guy in a spandex body suit could look tougher than a zoo keeper, but the proof is right there.
Since when is blue a camoflage color? This is totally blatantly sexual advertising to kids……