Emma's Fantabulous Blog

When plugging in a Tivo box, make sure that you’re plugging in a Tivo box and not a DVD player. It’s totally crucial to the whole endeavor.

This is my new favorite blog: Cake Wrecks.  Soooo many disasters. I’m no awesome cake decorator, but man, there are some real gems on that site. I’ve been going through the blog laughing my butt off and freaking Devon out in the process.

From cakewrecks.blogspot.com

Check it out. I guarantee that you’ll find it hillariously delicious.

FOX25 Boston – The Simpsons uses landmarks in Chelmsford, Ma.

Chelmsford, Mass, represent!

Pretty cool… Also, Zesty pizza is very yummy.

One of the cool things about having worked at a wildlife rehab center is that I can talk shop with the Orkin guy. The Hanta virus, which rodent traps are more humane, good bees vs. nuisance bees, etc…
I did it in the middle of my lunch, while Devon dry heaved as I told him about it.

In honor of the holiday, I give you this margarita themed photo!

Lemur & Friends like margaritas!

My first day of surfing

This was my last ride on my first surfing lesson. Please excuse all the cheering from my fans who were taping this.

Also, I love surfing!

ME: Baby, which of your guns is best for killing zombies?
DEVON: hm it depends. the rifle is best for killing them from a distance
DEVON: the beretta holds 16 rounds, which is nice, but the .45 has more zombie stopping power
ME: hmm… well i have an axe for close distance stuff, as well as chopping down stairs..
DEVON: er, you do?
ME: but i dunno if i want a long distance gun or a hand gun…
ME: haha.
ME: i’m choosing my top 5 items to have when zombies attack…
ME: so far I have an axe, hardcore – yet sexy – body armor, vodka and a mountain bike.
ME: but i need a gun.
ME:for stopping power.
DEVON: I’d go with a Beretta CX4 Storm, in .45.

So how about you? What are your 5 preferred items to have on hand in case of zombie attack?

Katy Perry – Hot ‘n’ Cold (Cover by Los Colorados)

This is so awesome.

I feel like I had a productive and enjoyable spring day. I ordered a bunch of stuff online, that we’ve been desperately needing. Bamboo shades to block the sun in our bedroom in the AM, a new comforter (our current one outdates D & I’s relationship), a big wagon to hall yard junk in addition to Fifi, etc…. I went to the dry cleaners, and did the bi-weekly grocery store trip. I hung out with Fifi on the deck and read a great book as Fifi soaked up the sun’s rays. I planted 4 rows of sugar snap peas in my garden, and I made little hangers for my garden tools in the shed. And I’m currently in the process of making greek-spiced baked shrimp with feta for dinner. Yeah, domestic goddess!

You can not fool me. I know having an e-mail subject with something like “itunes invoice #687″ may fool some people, but I’ve got your number, people. My email address is not associated with the itunes account that I use, so there is no way that I should be receiving anything related to that….
In addition, you might want to change your “handle”. Receiving a “itunes invoice” from a sender called “VIAGRA. Official Site” is a dead give away.