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Week 25 Pre-Christmas Questionnaire

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

1. A is for ______.
2. What are your thoughts on malls during the month of December?
3. Are you done with your holiday shopping?
4. Do you play Holiday music in your house, and if so, when do you start?
5. Elves: Exploited or happy to get work with their unusual pointed ears?
6. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice or Other?
7. Do you decorate your home for the holidays?
8. Colored lights on the house/tree or white?
9. What’s on your extremely wishful wish list this year.
10. If you have a Christmas tree, is it real or fake?

Week 24 Questionnaire – Thanksgiving Edition

Monday, November 20th, 2006
Turkey Blaster

1. Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates Native American genocide by committing it again against turkeys. Yes or no?
2. Do you have any Thanksgiving traditions?
3. Who do you celebrate Thanksgiving with?
4. What are you thankful for?
5. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
6. Ever eaten to-furkey (tofu-turkey)?
7. Have you ever jumped into a pile of leaves? If so, when was the last time?
8. What’s in your cornucopia?
9. What is your preference? Being over heated, or being cold?
10. Do you decorate for the holidays?

Week 23 Questionnaire

Monday, November 13th, 2006

1. Have you ever won a trophy?
2. Would you rather be a wannabe or a has-been?
3. If you could raise the salaries of 5 occupations, which ones would you choose?
4. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
5. Are you getting a flu shot this year?
6. Would you rather have a personal chef or a chauffeur?
7. Fill in the blank; “ If at first you don’t succeed, _______.”
8. When was the last time you went to the library?
9. Is there anything you can’t get where you live?
10. First word that pops into your mind:
a. belly button
b. underground
c. beeyotch
d. discovery

Week 22 Questionnaire – Spooky Halloween Edition

Monday, October 30th, 2006

1. Are you carving pumpkins this year?

2. What do you think would be the worst thing to say as your final words before you die?
3. Would you buy a haunted house?
4. Do you own anything with a skull on it?
5. Are you superstitious?
6. Are you dressing up this Halloween? If so, what as?
7. What kind of goodies are you giving out to trick or treaters?
8. Which are more bad-ass? Witches or goblins?
9. What’s your favorite horror movie?
10. Has your house ever been egged, or have you ever gone egging?

Week 21 Questionnaire

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

1. What should Devon do for fun during his last 2 weeks of vacation?

2. How do you stay warm on a cold fall day?

3. How do you think Fifi will place in her costume contest?

4. Best movie you’ve seen in the last year?

5. Do you have an avatar on message boards? What is it of?

6. You’re alone and have with a flat tire. What do you do?

7. Why are Victoria’s Secret bras so darned expensive?

8. What’s the most expensive thing that you’ve ever broken?

9. Do you play the lottery?

10. If so, what’s the most you’ve ever won?

Week 20 Questionnaire

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

1. Should I do something fun for the 1st anniversary of my blog later this month?

2. Multiple Choice: Guess what Fifi has recently been eating .
a. Rocks
b. dirt
c. my hair
d. all of the above.

3. Do you consider yourself a hippy?

4. Ever hugged a tree?

5. Do you believe in karma?

6. Do you practice random acts of kindness?

7. After going to some open houses this weekend I’m a bit uncertain as to the requirements in listing a room as a bedroom. What do you think they are?

8. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

9. In 10 years?

10. What side of a heart do you draw first?

Week 19 Questionnaire

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

Alright gang. I’m hoping to get more responses than I did last week. Special Kudos to Telgator1 for being an active participant in the weekly questionnaires. :)

1. What are your air travel pet peeves?

2. Do you reprimand other people’s kids?

3. As Halloween (and the PetCo costume contest) is quickly approaching, what should Fifi’s costume be?

4. Have you ever been called up for jury duty?

5. Would you ever try to get out of jury duty?

6.  You’re up against an important deadline. Someone who is emotionally dependent on you calls for help. What do you do?

7. What are your ring-tones?

8. What’s your favorite chick flick?

9. Say something totally random about yourself.

10. Would you be OK with a masseuse of the opposite sex?

Week 18 Questionnaire

Monday, August 28th, 2006
  1. Give me a good recipe for a mixed drink of your choice.
  2. What’s your favorite carnival food?
  3. What’s your favorite carnival ride?
  4. Paris Hilton’s new CD. Decent, or utter crap? (You can check out a free sample at the iTunes music store.)
  5. Which is more lame?: Paris’s new CD or Kevin Federline’s performance at the Kid’s Choice Awards.
  6. What is a deal breaker for you?
  7. What is your favorite pair of shoes?
  8. If an important professional contact unjustly criticized a friend of yours, would you stand up for your friend?
  9. First word that pops into your mind:

a) August
b) Summer
c) Pants
d) White trash

And a guest question from Devon:

10. Would you ever quit your job to do your own thing, and if so, what would you want to be in place before you could make the leap?

Week 17 Questionnaire

Monday, August 14th, 2006

1. Are you going to the midnight opening showing of Snakes on a Plane this week?
2. What 3 items would you want if you were trapped on a plane with deadly terrorist snakes?
3. Oliver Stone’s “World Trade Center” movie, starring Nicolas Cage. Is it too soon?
4. Will you see it?
5. You get an invitation to an event that specifies no gifts. Would you bring a gift anyways, or not?
6. Have you ever put a message in bottle?
7. If you decided to write one today, what would it say?
8. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. When do you go?
9. What do you order at Starbucks? (or you local coffee shop)
10. What shouldn’t people call your home state or town?

Week 16 Questionnaire

Monday, August 7th, 2006

1. What new class should i take?
2. How do you exercise?
3. How do you exorcize?
4. Do you shower with warm or cold water?
5. What is your favorite cereal?
6. Do you “sample” bulk foods at the grocery store?
7. Badgers. Snuggley or Surly?
8. What are 3 things that you would like to do before you die?
9. Have you ever taken a ride in an ambulance?
10. Have you ever used a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?