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So yesterday the DHL guy dropped off a package for our neighbor at our house, since our neighbor wasn’t home. Apparently he left a note on their door that we had the package. When noone had turned up by 8pm, Devon and I decided to bring the box over, so we could just get rid of it.

Our neighbor answered the door in his skivies, like it was the normal thing to do!!

Um.. EWW! I really dont need to see a grown man/stranger in his tighty whiteys. He shoulda taken the extra 10 seconds to throw on a robe, or pants. Really. We wouldn’t have minded waiting… Where’s the barfing smilie icon when you really need it?

Shudder. Yet another reason why I should never leave the house.

I got a new sucky Fish today. Its proper name is a Rubber Lip Pleco. He’s gonna eat lots of algae in my fish tank. My Gourami’s are super messy (in addition to eating their own young) so hopefully Mr. Sucky Fish will clean up after them.

Here’s the handsome looking fellow:

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1. Name 3 things that you are great at.
2. Name 3 things that you are extremely bad at.
3. Do you collect anything?
4. What 4 things would you want to have if you were marooned on a deserted island?
5. When was the last time you went camping, if ever?
6. How would you rather spend a day? At an amusement park or a museum?
7. After finishing watching King Kong I realized that I cry a lot. What makes you cry?
8. What is your idea of good entertainment?
9. What’s on your postage stamps?
10. When was the last time you ate Jell-o?

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So Samuel L. Jackson is doing a new movie. Its about terrorists setting snakes loose on a plane… The movie is creatively named “Snakes on a Plane” and has such solid lines like “There’s Motherf-ing snakes on the plane!”.

Apparently Samuel threatened to walk off the project if they changed the movie title.

Anyways. I’m definately going to the midnight opening of this future blockbuster. So check it out. It looks fabulous.
Snakes on a Plane Video Trailer

This has been floating around the inter-web for a while, but its still amusing every time I see it…

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year…
Can you guess which organization this is?
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In 2 weeks I will be in France staying at La Bastide de Moustiers. Possibly truffle hunting, shopping or taking a cooking class. The lemur will probably be drinking heavily and hitting on staff at la Bastide

Woohoo. Wasting time on a site with tons of 90′s flash animation.

I made an awesome avatar that looks like me. I couldnt give it a lip ring, however they did have a great selection of legwarmers. And I could add a cute little sneaky panda. Make your own at eLouai.com

1. What do you think of the new spiffy layout here?
2. Didja do anything fun this weekend?
3. Have you ever been to a “Zombie Rave”?
4. This question is inspired by one of my new favorite shows: Top Chef. What would your signature dish be?
5. What did you have for dinner last night?
6. Reese’s Pieces or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups?
7. Complete this sentence: “Tom Cruise is…”
8. Do you have a silly talent?
9. If you were given a free solo trip to a non-English speaking foreign country, would you go?
10. Fifi vs. Godzilla: Who would win?

Many thanks to Devon and Moonbatty for the new look of the blog. MB made the pretty picture layout thingie, and Devon installed it, along with plug-ins to help you guys make  comments look more fancy and to display the latest comments in the menu to the right.

Yeay for prettiness!